The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #44295   Message #651124
Posted By: little john cameron
15-Feb-02 - 06:09 PM
Thread Name: Lies,lies and more Lies!!!!!
Subject: Lies,lies and more Lies!!!!!
Musicians are such trusting souls.Here are a few I cpoied from Don Walsh's web site.

The booking is definite.
We can fix it in the mix.
My agent will take care of it.
The roadie took care of it.
She'll be backstage after the show.
She doesn't date musicians.
She's just a friend.
The club will provide the PA and lights
We'll have it ready before tonight.
We'll have it back next week.
We'll have the posters ready tomorrow.
We'll let you know
We'll be there tonight to check out the band.
The place was packed
It's on the truck
I had nothing to do with your marrage breaking up.
This coke hasn't been cut.
Someone will be there early to let you in.
I've been playing for twenty years.
I'm with the band.
The band drinks free.
You'll get paid tonight - no problem.
You'll have no problem fitting that speaker in the trunk of your car
We'll have plenty of time for a sound check.
That's one of Jimi's old Strats.
I am singing on key, the PA is screwing up.
I've played there before.
We have a great gig in Vegas next month.
You won't have any trouble finding the place.
I just use this little amp for small gigs. I've got a Marshall stack at home.
The show starts at eight.
I'm sure it will work.
Your tickets will be at the door.
It sounds in tune to me.
I checked it myself.
The spot light will be on you during your solo.
The stage mix sounds just like the house mix.
I really love the band.
Don't worry you'll be the headliner
I've only been playing for a year.
He'll work the door for us.
You won't have to play any requests.
We'll split the money six ways.
They want us as the opening act.
Sounds good to me.
You can stay at my place indefinitely.
We can turn down the volume if it's too loud.

ljc

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