*Time wasting* is purely a matter of personal opinion, unlike banjo & bohdran bashers who are a blight on the planet. For instance, reading & posting to Mudcat could be considered a waste of time by lesser mortals than we! My definition of time wasting is looking up the ABV of an ale instead of bloody well tasting it!!! How many pints of the stuff it takes to get the rest of the world to seem sane is neither here nor there. I am all for equality of the sexes, but cannot abide womens lib, or any other fanatics, such as The Reliant Robin Owners Club of Batley. That don't mean I don't like Batley, or three wheel bread vans. And Liz the Squeak's stiff upper lip is no good for french kissing, though I am led to beleive it is indispensable for kazoo players and shaving off ones moustache. AND the wife didn't come home at 2:49, that was Mudcat time zoning. I live in the exact centre of my known universe, where time, and by definition, everything else, revolves around me (when I stop spinning, that is)