Gosh Art, I hope you can find it in your heart to find one of us worthy. God pray that one of us, just one of us, will post the elusive thread that will spark your interest and convince you to impart your great wealth of worldly knowlege on us. We have all felt the effects of your absence in the dwindling quality of the discussion forum here at mudcat. What can we do to win your favor? What trap must we use to snare your interest? How will we survive?