Aw, geez, M Ted, and I was just about to post a satirical parody!

Oh, what the heck... you can write the serious song while I post this:


AUNTIE'S CREMATION
(Tune: "Anticipation" by Carly Simon) (butchered lyrics by SharonA)

We may never know where these remains came from
But the stink about them aired today
And I wonder if Aunt Lil is with them now
And was wastin' there in the pines, since May

Auntie's cremation, Auntie's cremation
They're bakin' her late
And she is still waitin'

And I'd tell you how pleased we don't feel 'cause she's there too
And how light her arms feel without meat
But I, I regurgitated what I ate last night
When I was thinkin' of rats that bite her white right teat

Auntie's cremation, Auntie's cremation
They're bakin' her late
And she is still waitin'

And tomorrow we'll light what we can gather
And we'll stuff it in an urn or in a vase
So we'll try to seek and find her eyes right now
And her right ear
Then we'll start a good old blaze
We'll start a good old blaze
Here's her right ear
Now we'll start a good old blaze
We'll start a good old blaze
We'll start a good old blaze
We'll start a good old blaze
We'll star - arrrrrrrrt a good old blaze!