Mea culpa, mea culpa. I went and did the black comedy thing. I posted it in Saulgoldie's thread, since he was specifically asking for a satirical treatment of the subject: AUNTIE'S CREMATION by SharonA (a parody of "Anticipation" by Carly Simon)

But I'll repeat the postscript I wrote there: in all seriousness, this really is a devastating situation for a lot of people who are now mourning all over again for their loved ones, and I hope that the perpetrator of this atrocity goes to jail for a long, long time.

Sharon