IF I WERE A DUCK

Recorded by Ed McCurdy, remembered by Mrrzy

If I were a duck and could swim on the water, I'd swim 'round the pond and go Quack!
I'd swim just as far as I wanted to go, and then I would turn and swim back
If I were a cow and I had a fine pasture, I'd eat lots of grass and go Moo!
Then I would go home to the barn to be milked, and give a whole gallon or two
If I were a squirrel and I lived in an oak tree, I'd eat lots of nuts and grow fat
Then lie on the limb of a tree in the sun, O what could be nicer than that?

I just love this one. The squirrel is my role model.