On the Big Cock Randy Mountain
The cops have wooden thingies
The hound dogs mount 'most anything
And the girls wear threadbare clingies
The farmers' trees are full of "fruits"
The barns are full of Lezzies
I wanna go, where they're all hung low
Where a man hangs loose like a ruptured moose
On the Big Cock Randy Mountain

Ugh! I gotta mention here that Burl Ives was not human. He was actually an Orangutan, albeit a well shaven and very musically talented one...this explains why he had the bad judgement to squeal on his folkie friends to the HUAC in Congress. He also could act darn well for an ape...check out "The Big Country". :-)

- LH