I love stout and Guiness is pretty good but I prefer Murphy's which is all I drank while I was in Ireland. Hard to find Murphy's around here.

Guinness also makes a great lager but they put it in those tiny rip-off bottles.

But all American beer blows anyway. Even foreign beers made for import to America.

Reminds me of that old Monty Python Aussie sketch: "Drinkin American beer's a bit like makin love in a canoe; it's fuckin close to water."