Or Ireland, both sides of the border.

Or the rest if Europe for that matter.

And it doesn't matter if you've no plans to come over anyway - no need to tell a fib either. Just say that you would sooner spend your hiolidays in places where informal music is weocomed and not penalised, and while the law in England discrimates against people making music informally, you can't see yourself paying us a visit.

I'd suggest sending it to Tony Blair, and he can redirect it down to the appropriate people.