You know it's not going anywhere...when she said, "Oh you play Folk music...you must know "God didn't make Little green Apples", and "Honey"!!

I swear on my mother's grave that really happened. I developed an instant migraine, even though she was very attractive....

I can be bought...but not THAT easily. How do you tell someone you've just met that you think she's PROBABLY an idiot?!

Rick