A communal St Pat's day song, I think this probably need a sub-thread, but, for now,

Does your mother know you're Irish?;

Can she cook an Irish stew ?

Had she had too many Paddys on the night she begat you ?

(alternate line "was She sozzled on the Guinness the night....)

Paddys obviously refers to the Whiskey brand, but it does have a useful double meaning