Bloody hell! "Iguana hurling" is it? You people are sick. The world was far better off when reptiles ruled the roost. If that comet or meteor or whatever it was had not hit, you would still be scrambling around in the bushes getting eaten by my greater ancestors and then you'd laugh out of the other side of your florid mammalian faces, you Philistines!

The madwoman is up to her tricks again, I'm sorry to say. She's got a throat like a sink. Oy! Here she comes... (signing off hurriedly)

Igwig the Iguana