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FULLER LIVES
(Howard Peach)

Doctor shacks 'is wise owd yed
At Sam's idea o' gerrin' wed.

"A twenty year lass'll be thi death -
Viagra-crazed owd codger!
Nah, Sam -tha mun tak advice
An' get thissen a lodger".

When thray month on they met again
Sam were smirkin', that were plain.

"Well, Sam, how's things wockin' ert ?"
"A nappy event's ti befall!"
Doc stares "An' whar about lodger?"
"By heck, hew's expectin' an' all!"