thanks guys......no it is not the Garth Brooks song it starts off

Well I asked her for the time,
I said I hoped she wouldn't mind.
If I nipped out for a drink and then got back by nine,
and if she could be so sweet
as to knock up a bite to eat
I'd buy some king size cigarettes and a bottle of wine

BTW I checked out the Bresh.com but there are no lyrics there.

donal