An old lady is sitting by her garden wall holding an urn containing the ashes of her recently deceased husband, She tips some of the ashes on to the wall..."Well Harry, you know how you always promised me a fur coat?...Today I bought one!" She tips out a little more ash..."Remember how you were going to take me on a cruise?....Well I've booked myself on one!"......Emptying the last of the urn the old lady says.." Harry..you know how you always wanted a blow job?" At that she draws a large breath.....