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Spawned by overwhelming requests, well one or two anyway,(the most recent coming from my wife when she said to me, "Don't you have something you need to be doing?) I initiate this thread of instrument related jokes with the oldie but goodie: What's the difference between a Banjo and Trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.