I quite liked Spam. Too salty? A bit bland I seem to remember.
Is that a clue to differences in taste preferences down under? Like the difference between Marmite and Vegemite, which sweems a bit bland too for my tastebuds. (I'm not knocking Vegemite - if I couldn't get Marmite or any of the Marmite clones they sell in supermarkets, I think I could just about get by with Vegemite.)