Listen here pal,Spam made me the man ah am theday.Ye can eat it richt oot o' the can,that saves electricity.As long as ye dinnae open the can it keeps forever,very handy in a post Apocalyptic world.Fried up it cleans oot yer innards oan the way oot,saving ye fae intestinal blockages.Boiled up ye can skim the fat aff the tap an' lubricate yer bike or ither intricate mechanical contraptions.
It wis Spam that won the war.Jings ah'm droolin oan the keys jist thinkin aboot it.
Ane o' the wonders o' the modern world. ljc
Btw,ye never hear o' Spam eaters wi' the piles!!!