Now, the poor ol bobert quit eating red meat back in the 60's but there were two disgusting things that I admit to having occasional cravings: Spam and Scrapple. Well, they now have Turkey Spam, which I'll fry up a slice of about once a month. Now, if they could just make a Turkey Scrapple, I'd be a happier hillbilly.

As fir dropping the Spam on Osama. He might go fir the Turkey Spam but Muslem he won't ouch the old stuff. Heck, he might like it so much that he'd venture out of his cave in search of another can of yummy spam...