What is perfect pitch? Get the banjo in the trash can with out hitting the sides.

Mom and son walking down the road and they find a Bowtie Mastertone lying in the ditch.

" Look Mommy, someone lost their Banjo" " People don't lose banjos son, They throw them out."

How do you get a working banjo player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

One waitress to another. "Whats the difference between an Banjo player and a canoe? "Canoes tip."

Whats the difference between a broken clock and a banjo player. The broken clock has the correct time at least twice in one day.

Don Meixner