I love it...Catspaw, not only sons of different mothers, I bet we went to different schools together also! I take your kind comments as they were obviously intended, an admiring compliment, Thank You!! To Ted of Australia, I don't think there is such a thing as a COMPLETE list of banjo jokes, it seems that the list grows with each passing day. I have some 47 pages of banjo jokes and I am always hearing something new! I make an attempt to play a clawhammer style and hear no end of jokes. I love each and every one of them.To Bill in Alabama all I can say is that this may have been covered a year ago, but a good joke needs recycled every now and then....You of course know the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?..... One is noisy and obnoxious, the other is a bird!