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Jokes, Ah thats difficult to find one thats clean, and understandable outside of Wales. But try this :-
A certain Valleys Council had a meeting of the Parks and Recreation Committee. The discussion went on to discuss how they could increase the tourist trade. The Chairman of the Committee suggested that they clean up the Castel Moat, and put a Gondola on it.
"And how much do Gondol's cost?" asked one veteran councillor.
"Oh about £3000.00 each," was the reply.
"Right" said the veteran councillor," I move we buy 2 Gondolas, and let them breed".
Gareth