Two nieghbours used to make a shopping trip to town in every month. They used to take turns. One day, the Blodwen returned with the shopping and presented her neighbour Gwyneth with a lavatory brush.

"The very thing for the toilet, the man told me. So I got one for you as well."

The next day, Blodwen called Gwyneth over the garden wall,

"What do you think of the lavatory brush then, marvellous innit?

Gwyneth replied "I'm glad you think so, but I found it a bit rough! I think I'll stick using toilet paper, thank you very much!"