When I came home on Monday night,
As drunk as drunk could be...

So, we're quite a hard-working department here in Bristol. We do lots of exciting things with the taxpayers money to advance computer technology blah blah blah, and the one bit that catches the eye of the tabloid papers is the fact that the Wearables group have invented a watch that locates pubs for you and can guide you home at the end of the night...

Article from today's Sun newspaper

Could this be a song challenge?