Kendall, as far as the medical porn, you KNOW something's wrong, you just had surgery on the things, and they're innards anyway! Think of what the inside of a healthy colon would look like! At least you know for sure the doctor can see what he's working on instead of just sort of feeling around in the dark, and he's probably seen a lot worse than yours.

I saw the inside of my knee once. Luckily it was a black and white film. I fear that even know there may be a room full of depraved orthopedic surgeons, eating popcorn and fondling their surgical instruments in the flickering light cast by the on-screen depiction of my interior.

Get the negatives, Kendall.