The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #45021   Message #665305
Posted By: Dead Horse
08-Mar-02 - 04:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: Mudcat Tavern-at-Sea
Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern-at-Sea
MOBY DICK
Fact. In the 1956 film Moby Dick, the whale was made of plastic and rubber stretched over a steel frame and it was controlled electronically. Two additional whales were made as back-ups. The three whales were constructed at a cost of between $25,000 and $30,000 each. Two were lost in the sea when towlines broke and for years were seen bobbing about the high seas, mistaken for the real thing.
The Ode
Come all you gallant lads, and a tale to you I'll tell.
Of a queer thing as'appened off Cape Clear.
How we foundered in a gale, a-hunting of a whale
Tis 'orrible. 'Twill make you spill yer beer!

'Twas in the year of '56 when we said goodbye to land
And set off to hunt the Great White Whale
We was sailing full an' bye, heading for the Isle of Skye
By way of St James and old Kinsale

'Twas a fine and pleasant day, with the seagulls in the air
A-following us as all them seagulls do
When I thought I'd have some fun, so I took out my old gun
Just to see if I could bag me one or two.

Now I aint one o' them twitchers, and all birds look the same
So I pops away quite heedless, as yer do.
And I shot a brace of bigguns, Mother Carey's chickens
And a parrot, a rare Norwegian Blue.

Now when I got that parrot, the crew they gave a gasp
'Cos shooting of a parrot is a hex
They fished that parrot in, tried revivin' it with gin
But 'twere dead, so they hung it round me neck.

I felt like The Ancient Mariner with that thing upon me chest
But it certainly served to make me think
To shoot a Norwegian Blue is a rotten thing to do
And t'weren't long before it began to stink.

The crew they kept their distance, and nobody talked to me
And the wind increased into a fearful gale
Then the lookout in the crows, bellowed loudly "Thar she blows"
(Which means he thinks he sees a whale)

The Skipper ordered "Away all boats" and we began to row
And we was chasing after that old fish
We pulls her up 'longside, bungs a 'arpoon in his hide
Then he gives his tail a mighty swish.

I fell into the briny sea and thought I'd breathed me last
But I fetched up on that great levi-a-than
That old fishes blubber was all slippery, made of rubber
And on his back there stood another man

He offered me his hand and pulled me up to him
Saying "Welcome aboard, I'm out for a cruise"
"My name is Gregory Peck. What's that thing about your neck?"
"I believe it's one of them Norwegian Blues"

I said as how it was, an' told him my sad tale
But seeing the funny side, we had a laugh
Then he put me safe ashore, in a place they call Tramore
But before I left, I got his autograph.

That's the end of my little story that I relate to you
Of how I sailed upon a plastic levi-a-thon
Where is that old parrot? It wasn't worth a carrot
I gave it to the crew of the S.S. Monty Py-athon.

Tar-rahhhhhhh.