The Shambles

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You Toerag, how dare you, how dare you go on about tasteful, wonderful delicious ale. Oh you fiend you Torquemada, you'll be going on about Guiness next. How can you do this to an ex-pat?
*SOB*

Alistair (softly crying into his extremely watery and about as much tatse as a limp rag brazilian lager type drink)