Why do I get the mental image of a bunch of cartoon chickens swooning "Frankeeeeeee"?

If he wasn't so set on this music thing he'd have a great career talking people off of ledges, that's for sure. Not five minutes in and you find yourself thinking, "Now, what was I worried/upset/frightened about again? Ah, no matter.." I'd never go so far as to say 'hero', but a great soul, to be sure. Good heart, good mind, and the ability to laugh. Granted, he's not the first guy I'd call in a plumbing emergency (unless it's to get Mick's number) but for a clear view of life's rich pageant? Ya couldn't do much better.