Yeah, but he's played in bars.

Oh if you be the plumber, who you'd better be, I think
There was a call from me, I'm Rick, and I want you to fix my sink
And little I know of the hell that lies behind my cupboard door
I'll just pick up my guitar and play "Make Me a Puddle on Your Floor"

[switch to]

Make me a puddle on your floor
Make me a puddle on your floor
Make it deep, make it wide
And we'll sit along the side
And fish in the puddle on your floor

[switch to]

Get a line and pole, and meet me in the kitchen, honey...
(Oh jeez - stop it already! This is what happens when I get migraines.)