Cranky Yankee, I REALLY like yer Katy and Bridget Joke!

Murray, yours about the 3 bothers is great, too, as is Nigel's about "all this bread!"

Before we get off the Irish Catholics, one more punch-line-only:
"Oh, Heaven be praised!" sighed Father O'Brien with relief, "I thought ye said 'Protestant!'"

Arjay