Well, that sounds serious, 'Spaw, diverassholitis is nothing to screw around with. A diverted asshole can be a pain in the ass, or worse. Sort of like when a river changes course. Where did this new aperture appear? Above or below the waste, uh, waist? Or is it that a previously owned orfice becomes reprogramed to produce poo? Like your ear? How would that affect your hearing? Your social life. These are indeed serious questions. And we want answers to these questions, don't we Mudcatters! We want to know to where 'spaw's effluviam has been diverted. If only for self-protection. Is projectile pooping a concertn. Just where is your asshole, Mister? Some will want evidence, possibly photographs with circles and arrows explaining location and dimensions. Personally I will take your word for it. Oh. And I hope you get better real soon. Chance