Dear Sandy,

Jes' th' ticket, yessiree-bobtail! Rahght plum tickl't! But, na-uh, see heah, young fellah, -- 'zackly how's a bah-deh s'postuh git t' *heah* this chahmin bit uh hist'ry's awl Ah wawnuh know? Thankee kinely, how-s'm-evah, fuh th' sniffuh.

Yor-uhz truleh,

Miz Shula