That last brings to mind the story of St. Peter and three new arrivals to the Pearly Gates:

Wanting to make the new arrivals feel at home St. Peter asks the first one what his IQ is, 150 was the reply. Great said St. Peter, we shpuld get together tomorrow and discuss the Theory of Relativity for a while.

He then asks the second one his IQ. 120, come the reply. Fine, fine, I'd love to take some time to discuss current world politics with you.

He then asks the third person, who tells him his IQ is 42. FANTASTIC cries St. Peter, I've been looking for years for someone to help me perform a banjo duet!!


How can you tell there is a banjo player at yur door?
They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come in!