I once knew a woman from Texas. Deep in the heart of Texas! "Texas ack-say-unt? Ah don' have no ack-say-unt!"

The one that blew me away was when she mentioned that her family was doing okay, because they had "three ole way-ulls" in their back yard. Took me awhile to figure out that they had three oil wells in their back yard.

She thought I talked funny too.

Don Firth