Come on, Rick, admit it. You'd rather be in a smoky bar playing "The Farmer Song", "Smoke On The Water", and other similar requests from abusive drunks who question your taste in shirts and throw coins at you to show their approval.

"Play Stairway To Heaven!", someone shouts from the back...and you adroitly dodge a thrown beer bottle as you attempt to tune the 2nd string.

Gotta love it. Life in the fast lane. Partying with the big names...like Tonya Harding. You know it's what you really want, Rick, deep down inside... :-)

- LH