Of course, there's also "CUCKOOS NEST" as recorded by Tim Hart & Maddy Prior and by Ashley Hutchings, et al, on "Morris On!" --

(last verse)
"So this couple they got married and soon they went to bed
And now this pretty fair maid has lost her maidenhead.
In a small country cottage they increase and do their best
And he often claps his hand on her cuckoo's nest."

Linn

Song title converted to link. --JoeClone, 19-Mar-02.