Peter, I'm afraid ALL your heroes will crumble into feats of clay if you watch them too closely.

Yes I DID heed my good wife's call to join her in the basement.

Yes, the mother of all Silcone breast implant battles was going on when I got there.

However, Heather was also reading a book about the death of Thomas a Beckett, while occasionally looking up at the 'murder in the casino' on the tube. THAT is the image I will treasure!

Sometimes (my) life is simply too complex to even comprehend.

Alan Smithee