I don't doubt that Pavarotti is a nice guy or that he might be great fun at a kitchen session (there's a visual) or that he could cook up a storm or that he could bounce nere-do-wells out if need be, but he just ain't got that Maine, slow talkin, suckyouintothestory drahhhwwlll what Kendall's gohhhtt. I would saaay that the big fellahhh might draaaaw up second in a downeast kitchen to a Maine fellahhh like yer Kendall theyahh.

Sorrraayh, that's the best I can do. I'm from up noth.