And dont forget....

Two Paddies were laying paving slabs in London when they noticed a well dressed englishman standing nearby , watching. The two lads carried on working until eventually the Englishman could'nt watch them any longer and felt he hads to say, "I say, you chappies there, you're doing a damned good job keep it up!" The Paddies thanked him (touching their forelocks in so doing (As one does ....or should)) The Englishman however felt that he might perhaps have been a little "overstated" and went on, "I'm an engineering chappie myself, y'know so , of course, in my work I have to be accurate to one thousandth of an inch, actually" The more stupid Paddy looked up at him and replied "Ah Jaysus that'd be no good here at all at all. Shure we have to be spot-on with these"

Enjoy the Craic over the next few days...even if you're not IRISH.

beach