I'm with you Mr Bartlett. there are many of these monlogues ( none of which any one will tell me all of! Including my dad and Micca ) and they should be set down for posterity.

Then maybe I could learn them!

The least ribald one I know of, my dad reckons he can't remember past a certain point due to bad memory. I'm positive it's because he won't tell me the naughty bits!

TTFN M'Lady P.

"They're knocking down our pub - BOOOO
'Cos they're gonna build a new one - HURRAY
It'll only have one bar - BOOOOO
5 miles long - HURRAY
It'll only have one barmaid - BOOOO
For every customer - HURRAY
It's not gonna sell beer - BOOOO
It's gonna give it away - HURRAY...................."