Finding the key of the Universe is an ambitious task, but it should be possible, theoretically, to ascertain the key of the solar system, or at least the chord which is being played by the planets as they sweep out their paths round the Sun, if we take the mean distance of Pluto from the Sun as the tonic note.

My hunch is that it will turn out to be one of these weird jazz chords which only M.Ted has ever heard of ....

Murray