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Thread #10052   Message #67131
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31-Mar-99 - 04:45 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Parody of The Cat's In The Cradle
Subject: ADD LYR: Parody of The Cat's In The Cradle
anybody know who wrote/recorded this?


CAT IN THE KETTLE
To the tune of: The Cat's In The Cradle

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your Chicken Chow Mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfields on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said not today, I lost my appetite
There's two cats in my belly
And they want to fight
I was sucking on a ROLLAID and a TUMS or two
When I swear I heard it Mew, boys
And was when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef, or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork