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Thread #15249   Message #671355
Posted By: GUEST,JohnB
18-Mar-02 - 12:27 PM
Thread Name: Balls cried the Queen, if I had two...
Subject: RE: Balls cried the Queen, if I had two...
One day Daniel and the King were walking in the palace grounds, discuusing the matter of prostitution. Talking about prostitutes said Daniel, how's the Queen. At this the King was not amused and sent Daniel to the Prison for a long time. Plus all the other bits about, Tea and the Dessert for 40 days and nights and the King picked up a turd and cast it 40 paces hence, shot cried Daniel, shit cried the King, stop cried the King and 40,00 turds were whipped beneath the bushes, except for one poor sad with diarreah who shit himself. Fuck the queen and 40,000 were killed in the rush. Daniel was upon by bandits, not normal bandits but bum bandits who ragged him and shaged him and left him with his arse tingling and his balls in his pockets. JohnB