Ol' bobert used to work with a North Carolina boy by the name of Mike Smith. Well, he hated Fords and being a Ford man we'd get into it to pass the time. Now one day we were going at it purdy good and I could see that he was purdy close to the boiling point when he yelled loud enough for folks to hear all the way down the hall, "I wouldn't drive a Ford to a goat f**king." Now I ain't saying nothing about the pastimes of all the folks from N.C., but I's stay out of Mike's holler, fir sure...