Well gnu....if you drive out past "BFE", then on past "the sticks", and go up another twenty miles into the mountains...you're at my house! The one place on planet Earth that even FOX can't touch! Too far out for cables, and the satellite guy said that with the amount of wires he'd have to run to the house from putting a dish onto a hill where there IS relay reception? It was a pretty slim deal, even if I wore a tin-foil hat and sacrificed live animals by the light of a Ted Turner moon...