Worst job =killing animals (licensed slaughterman) I spent all day covered in turkey poo (not pleasent)!
Best job-door opener (I worked in a christmas hamper factory, but the wharehouse door was broken, so I sat near the door reading newspapers and whenever a fork-lift truck wanted to go through the door they would sound their horn & I would open the door, very easy but unfortunatley this was a temporay contract!