Best job: Freelance entertainer. Worst job: None really. I usually liked all the jobs I have had, including teacher, janitor, grocer, entertainer, and clerk.

I was going to be a contortionist, but I didn't have the bent for it.

I was going to be a banker, but I lost interest.

I was going to be a tree surgeon, but I couldn't stand the sight of sap.

I finally became a baker, but I'm getting ready to retire: I've made enough dough that I can loaf.