'Twas twenty five, or thirty years
Since Jack first saw the light.
He was born into this world of woe
On a dark and stormy night.
One night when Jack was on the hook,
There came a storm and gale,
And Jack was washed right overboard
And swallowed by a whale!

Vast heavin', you seasick sons of sheepshead!

Bring her a point Nawth erv East and we'll scuttle down to Casco. Kendall kin teach us how to please those Mainiac girruls, oh!!