Best Job: Sailor, U.S. Navy, landlocked in Scotland for 9 years. I'd kill to go back there, as a sailor or otherwise.

Next Best Job: Sailor, U.S. Navy, on "arduous" duty in Antigua, BWI

Worst Job: Part-timer in the lumber department at Home Depot. About the only enjoyment in that job was when some Einstein walked up to me, surrounded by nothing but wood, and asks me, "Is this the lumber department?" I couldn't resist replying, "Naw, this is a toothpick factory, and all this here wood you see is just waiting to be chopped up into little tiny pieces." (Here's yer sign!)
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