Bill Clinton singing that dreadful Paul Anka song "One Man Woman" would be pretty mesmerizing...

Actually, Bill Clinton doing any Paul Anka song...("Havin' My Baby", "My Way"...AAAARGGGGHHH!)

Bill could do saxophone solos between verses too.

While I'm at it, I want to nominate Paul Anka for contributing the most consistently annoying body of songs ever penned by one writer in history!

- LH